• Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
  • bukkakehokage:

    girl: spank me daddy

    me: I am not ready to be a father

    After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

    When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

    dutchster:

    Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?